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A MURDER MISERY©
Easy murder for Easy Street is not so easy
(F,H,S, 10,862 words)

Bob Brown

 

“Rope, pistol, clothes, shoes, plastic bag, gloves… Rope, pistol, clothes, shoes… Damn, I’ve got to stop this.” The list repeats over and over in Don’s mind like a tune that he can’t stop. Since leaving Nashville he’s gone over every detail at least a hundred times. Still, one tiny slip-up might mean disaster.

A long ash from a cigarette dangling from his lower lip falls in his lap. Don takes an ineffective swipe at his pants that merely smear the ashes as he reaches for a pack in his shirt pocket. Rats, empty. He crushes the pack, flips it to the floor on the passenger side where it sinks into a sea of candy wrappers, cough drop boxes, beer cans, potato chip sacks, and God-only-knows-what-else.

Stubby groping fingers find a new pack in a half empty carton lying on old newspapers in the passenger’s seat. Ripping it open, he pounds out a fresh cigarette, swaps it with the one in his mouth and lights the new cigarette from the old one. Nicotine stained digits crush the butt in the ashtray; already full of deceased butts.

As he passes the 312 mile marker on I-40, Don looks at his watch. It’s 12:10 am . Right on schedule. His cigarette sags as he smiles a crooked smile and reviews his plan. From Nashville to Kingston at 70 miles-per-hour take one and a half hours. It won’t do to get caught speeding. If stopped now, he’ll abort the whole plan. To be stopped after the deed, going back to Nashville , would be terrible. That would establish a record of him being on the Interstate in the middle of the night. Don mumbles, “If that happens, I’ll just bend over and kiss my ass goodbye.”

Speaking aloud, he says, “Won’t be long now. I’m not as nervous as I thought. Brains and careful planning, that’s the key to success. Yes sir, ha ha, careful planning, and brains too, of course, heh heh. Rope, pistol, clothes, shoes… Perfect! Perfect! It’s going to be perfect. No screw-ups, I’m calm as a… what am I calm as? I’m calm as… as a man facing a goddamn firing squad, that’s what I’m as calm as. Oh shit!”

Don rehearses umpteenth time how the conversation might go. “Claymore’ll say, ‘What the hell you doing here in the middle of the night?’ Then I’ll say, ‘Couldn’t wait, I need your John Henry on some papers. Sutter’s Forge is about to cancel our contract. You know what that means. Our whole partnership‘ll go down the drain.’ Then he’ll say…” Don frowns and thinks for several seconds about Claymore’s reply, then concedes, “Hell, how’ll I know what Claymore’ll say?”

Habit glues Don’s cigarette to his lower lip. He hypnotically gazes at the dashed white lines on the pavement as they sail by like spears being thrown at him.

At length he perks up a bit and says, “Claymore! What a stupid damn name. I wouldn’t name a dog Claymore. Well I’ll take care of that in about thirty minutes. Ha, ha.” He composes a ditty in honor of the about-to-be occasion, “Claymore will be no more. Claymore will be…” He pauses for a few seconds and then sighs, “Don? Donald? My name ain’t so damn classy either.”

Don remembers how he and Claymore started their partnership thirty-four years ago. They were determined to set the world on fire, get rich and all that. Claymore was a great buddy back then, but he’s just plain disgusting now. The stupid jerk had to marry that dumb bunny Denise. When she told him to jump, he’d say, “How high, honey?” I didn’t shed a tear when she kicked the bucket.”

This thought refreshes Don own memories of his ex-wives. Charlene the Mean, Berth the Girth, and Elaine the Pain. Wow! What a man won’t put up with just for a little poon-tang. I reckon my Momma was the only good woman that ever lived.

In just two more cigarettes he’s almost surprised that the exit ramp is just ahead. He would like to go over his plan one more time. He drives down Kentucky Street at second-thoughts speed, turns right on Elm, then right again on Wilson Avenue . Driving slowly, he turns out his lights just before coming to a stop under a row of maple trees. He had picked this place to park the week before because it’s black as sin at night and not in front of any houses.

He has checked the time every minute for the last twenty minutes, but with his lights out it’s too dark to see his watch. He’s tempted to turn on the dome light, but that might attract attention. He decides, Hell, I don’t need to know the time anyway. He pulls a plastic Kroger’s bag from the back seat. Stubby fingers scrabble in the bag and he identifies by feel: rope, clothes, shoes, pistol… His hand freezes on the cold shooting iron and he thinks. It’s not too late. He could start the engine and return to Nashville and no one would ever know he’d had this plan. Scrabbling commences again. The bag contains two pieces of rope. He coils a four-foot length and puts it in his jacket pocket. He tries to put a fifteen-foot length in his briefcase but it is already too full of raggedy sales brochures and letters. He dumps the contents of the briefcase on top of the carton of cigarettes in the passenger seat. Some papers and catalogs slide off between the seat and door. Now there’s room for the rope, pistol, and gloves in his briefcase.

As a final sales pitch to himself, Don says, “You got to understand, Claymore, I’m doing this for you. You’ve been so damn miserable since Denise died, I’m sure you want to join her. Of course you’ll be proud to know that with your death our partnership insurance will take care of our cash flow problems. Heh heh.”

Don looks around. It’s pitch black and no sign of life anywhere. He gets out of the car fast to limit the time the dome light is on. By habit he drops his cigarette on the pavement and steps on it. Bad move, that’s DNA stuff. Squatting, he feels for the flattened butt with his fingers. When found, he stuffs it in his pocket and wipes his hand on his britches. On the sidewalk, tree roots have broken up the concrete causing him to stump his toe; shock waves reverberate up and down his belly. “Damn! What do we pay taxes for?” Fat fingers comb his tousled hair and he pulls symbolically, but changing nothing, at britches clinging desperately to disappearing hips.

Claymore lives in a two-story house nearly invisible behind too many maple trees. It was built in better days when their partnership was in the chips and the maples were just saplings. On the doorstep, Don’s guilty eyes scan the neighborhood. Nothing stirring, not even a mouse. He pushes the doorbell button and hears a muffled, Ding, dong. While he waits for Claymore, he checks his jacket pocket. The rope is still there. He stiffens when a blinding porch light comes on. As he hears the latch open he has a sudden urge to jump into the shadows and run back to his car. It’s too late.

Claymore cracks the door. “What the hell you doing here? You’re supposed to be in Nashville .”

“I’ve got some papers for you to sign.”

“What’s so important it couldn’t have waited?” Claymore’s hair is sticking up every which way and with his narrow head it puts Don in mind of a turtle wearing a tiny wig. Gray whiskers follow the contours of deep wrinkles. Claymore’s thin neck spreads out just enough to expose a bony frame that barely support his oversize pajamas.

“Sutter’s Forge is about to back out of renewing our contract.” Don stammers. “If we plunk a signed contract down on old man Butler ’s desk in the morning, they can’t renege on us.”

“If they haven’t signed already they can still back out.”

“It’s strategy Claymore. You never could strategize. Just sign the damn papers, will you?”

“Give ‘em here.”

Don shuts the front door and lays his briefcase on a small table next to the door, but he doesn’t open it. He says, “Got any coffee?” This part of his perfect plan is designed to get Claymore to turn his back on him.

“Coffee’s colder’n a mackerel,” Claymore growls.

“So stick it in the microwave, Claymore, I need it, I’ve got to drive back to Nashville tonight.”

Claymore gives Don a sour look and turns to lead the way beside the stairs toward the kitchen.

Fingerprints don’t concern Don because he’s been in the house so many times in the past. It would be strange if they couldn’t find his prints. He pulls the four-foot rope from his jacket and surprises Claymore by taking one full loop around his neck and pulling it tight. Then he spins around so that they are back to back. With the rope over his shoulder, he leans forward lifting Claymore off the floor¾body and soul. Claymore’s arms and legs whirl like a run-a-way windmill and Don is desperate to keep his balance. For a harrowing second he teeters on one foot like an ice skater. He recovers, but not with the graceful sweep of an Olympic performer. Weaving all around the entrance hall, he yells, “Damn it, Claymore, stop kicking my legs, I’ll be black and blue!” Claymore doesn’t answer and he doesn’t stop kicking either.

Claymore executes a sudden cheerleader flap and Don hears a sharp crack. Claymore’s body ripples limp from head to toe like a row of falling dominoes. This, not a second too soon, for Don’s rubbery legs are on the verge of meltdown.

At last his prize catch has submitted to his powers of persuasion. The two of them sag to the floor as Don keeps the rope taut over his shoulder. They sit back to back in the entrance hall for a long minute. Don’s heart is pounding like bongo drums and his breath is coming in wheezy gasps. His hands shake and his right leg quivers. As soon as he has the breath, he moans, “Sheee Claymore. I didn’t expect for you to object so strenuously. Wheeze. You done yourself proud, boy. Heh heh. Cough, cough.” A cigarette sure would be good now, kind of like after sex, he thinks.

After a minute Don’s breathing and coughing subside to a tolerable level. His legs wobble as he gets up and his arms shake but he manages to keep tension on the rope. The tether about Claymore’s neck holds him in a sitting position. Don unreels him until the rope goes slack and Claymore is stretched out on his back. Don pulls at sagging britches as he staggers over to his brief case to get the fifteen-foot rope. On lifting Claymore’s head to remove the four-foot rope he glances at Claymore’s bulging bloodshot eyes. He sneers, “God, but you’re ugly, Claymore.” The fifteen-foot rope has a hangman’s knot that Don had mastered with unabashed pride before leaving Nashville . He slips the loop around Claymore’s neck and is careful to position the knot behind Claymore’s head before pulling the noose tight.

After putting on his gloves and grasping the far end of the rope, he climbs the stairs to the landing above. One turn is taken around the lower banister rail so friction will help keep the rope tight. Inserting his legs between the rails, he reaches through the openings and pulls on the rope. Claymore’s dishrag body is heavier than expected and Don groans as the force slids his body up tight against the railing. With his face distorted against the railing and much groaning, Don finally secures the rope so that Claymore’s feet are about chair height above the floor. Puffing and coughing, he rests his head against the railing and whispers between gasps, “Claymore, you’re just about more trouble than you’re worth.”

After extricating himself from the railing, Don looks around to make sure that he’s not leaving anything. Downstairs, he verifies that his old buddy is hanging at about the right height. Claymore slowly rotates back and forth like a tourist viewing the Grand Canyon . Two scrawny buns are all that keep Claymore’s pajama bottoms from stripping away his last shred of dignity.

Don brings a chair from the kitchen and lays it on its back close to Claymore. Standing back he admires his handiwork. “Perfect! Perfect!” He swells with a sense of pride for a job well done. He looks at his watch, 12:50 am . “Perfect! Perfect! Cough, cough.” He thinks it is too bad he couldn’t take a picture to remember his perfect plan. He feels sweaty and grimy; his body is limp as dirty underwear; his arms throb; and his right leg is cramping where Claymore kicked him.

Don puts the short rope in his briefcase and looks around one last time. One of Claymore’s house shoes was kicked across the entrance hall. He places both shoes closer underneath Claymore where one might expect them to fall. Then his mouth drops open and his eyes widen. What he sees electrifies the hair on the back of his neck. A drop of blood splats on the floor directly under Claymore.

Damn, damn. Don’s perfect plan didn’t include bloodshed. He had a pistol, but it was for unexpected emergencies. The blood had dripped from a tiny cut on the end of Claymore’s wiry big toe. He must have kicked something besides the back of my legs, Don reasons. “Dang it, Claymore, you’re nothing but a thorn in my side tonight.”

After several minutes, he finds where Claymore had hit the edge of a stair step. He wipes the step with the knuckle side of his gloves, along with several more drops of blood on the hardwood floor. What can he do that will explain how Claymore’s toe got nicked?

“Calm down, Don. Just calm down.” It’s time to leave, but he can’t go now. It’ll look like a sloppy job. That would be embarrassing. After studying for a minute, he picks up the kitchen chair and touches the edge of the wooden seat against the gummy blood on Claymore’s toe. He again lays the chair where if might go after being kicked. Ingenious, he thinks. Now in a more charitable mood, he says, “I’m sorry you busted your toe, Claymore, but you got to admit, it wasn’t my fault. You had no business kicking like a hyena.”

Don picks up his briefcase and looks around again. He’s surprised that a glance at Claymore’s face almost makes him gag. The porch light switch is flipped and the door is set to lock when he shuts it. His hurried pace down the sidewalk make him look like a man in one of those silly walk races. He couldn’t run, of course, that would be remembered if someone happen to see him. To sit in his car again feels wonderful. To rest would be great, but he feels an urgency to leave the scene at once. That urge is even stronger than his urge to light a cigarette. His gloves go in the Kroger’s bag and he starts the engine.

On the approach to the I-40, Don pushes the cigarette lighter with his thumb, puts a cigarette in his mouth and beats the steering wheel with his fist while waiting for the lighter to pop out. After lighting his cigarette he drags deep and relishes the little pleasure demons stampeding through his body. Once on the Interstate he feels the hard part is over with. “Oh jeeze, Don! You did it. You fool, you really did it. Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha, cough, cough.” A huge weight is crushing his chest and it’s almost too much effort to puff, puff, that cigarette.

Interstate miles grind away Don’s energy reserve. Time and weariness tarnish his initial sense of achievement. Until now it had seemed that he was a participant in a weird dream. As long as it is just a dream he feels completely, absolutely, and thoroughly innocent. He resists accepting the fact that he is more than just someone looking through a window. He’s never done anything bad in his life, other than a few hundred parking tickets, an occasional barroom brawl, and that time Elaine filed assault charges against him. Okay, so it was two or three times. She was a vindictive little witch.

At length he moans, “What have I done? Ohhh Claymore. Why didn’t you stop me, Claymore?” A hazy image of Claymore’s strangled face with his bulging eyes appears ghostlike in the windshield. A heave boils up from down deep, but nothing erupts for there is nothing in his stomach to throw up. Tears form in his eyes as he reaches for another cigarette. His chin quivers and he mutters, “I’m sorry, Claymore, I’m so sorry that I had to do it.” His leaking nose is the benefactor of a trombone maneuver of his jacket sleeve.

**********

Don parks in the shadows at a deserted I-40 rest area. He shoves the pistol into the full glove compartment and he has to push hard to re-latch the cover. In the dark, he squirms around until he has changed his clothes and shoes that he’d brought in a Kroger’s bag before leaving Nashville . He puts his old clothes, gloves, and shoes in another grocery bag. The jacket and four-foot rope go in the bag that his change of clothes came in. Both bags are so full that he has trouble tying them and he wishes he had brought a third bag.

No one is close by, so he drops the bags in a large trash container in the picnic area. Kablump, they fall to the bottom. He expects that there will be a large amount of trash deposited on top his bags before it is collected again. The next stop will be his motel room. He is close to being on schedule. Talking aloud bolsters his spirits, “Careful planning and brains, that’s the secret to success. Ha ha.” He drops his cigarette and grinds it into the sidewalk. Just thirty more minutes to his motel, and home free.

**********

The phone rings, “ Seven o’clock , wake up call, Mr. Jorgensen.”

“Yeah, yeah, thanks.” In spite of the fact that he was exhausted, Don hadn’t slept like he thought he would and he was already awake. He had dozed off and on, but every time he fell into a deep sleep he would come to with a start. Now, he didn’t want to get up, and he didn’t want to lay there either. With complaints from stiff muscles, he sits on the side of the bed and reaches for a cigarette while he rubs the back of the leg that Claymore had kicked.

A shower, shave, and fresh clothes revive him and he realizes that he’s hungry. And why not? He deserves a big breakfast after a hard night on the road.

 

At Naoma’s House of Pancakes, Don watches Rose outmaneuver Donna to get to him. One of Don’s mottos is: Be a big time tipper and people will fall over each other to serve you.

Rose grabs a coffee pot and mug and hurries to Don’s table. “Hi hon. The usual sweet roll and coffee?”

“Not this time, darling. I’ll take two eggs sunny-side-up, bacon, grits¾the works.”

“Say, hon, you must’ve had a busy night.”

His bloodshot eyes roll up and look at Rose though tangled eyebrows. “You might say that.” No sooner said than he thinks that it would have been smarter to have kept his mouth shut.

A fresh cigarette has just been lit when Rose sets the plate in front of him. He looks with contempt at the huge yellow eyes staring at him. Wrinkling his nose, he pokes one of the eggs gingerly with his fork, as if he’s afraid he’ll hurt the poor thing. After two bites he abandons the eggs, picks up one piece of bacon and chomps off a mouthful. The grits are kicked around with his fork, but not eaten. Despondent to find that he isn’t hungry after all, he leans back and studies the whole mess for a minute. His cigarette lurks in an ashtray beneath a teasing curl of smoke. Taking one deep drag, he blasts his eggs with a puff of atomic bomb smoke. Still not enough revenge, he jams the cigarette butt in the eye of the un-poked egg. Standing up, he pulls a money clip from his pocket, peels off a ten-dollar bill and tosses it on the table. He’ll let Rose settle up with the cash register and pocket the difference.

 

Ten minutes later, Don opens the door at Sutter’s Forge and approaches Phyllis, a gorgeous blond secretary. He speculates that he wouldn’t kick her out bed, but her buckteeth might cause problems.

Phyllis stops typing. “I thought you finished here yesterday afternoon, Mr. Jorgensen?”

Don says, “I did, but I forgot to leave a brochure on Weldtight’s new alloy. Is Mr. Butler busy?” He knows that Butler already has the information, but his perfect plan calls for him to establish evidence that he’s in Nashville this morning.

“He’s meeting with the engineers. It may be awhile. Do you want to wait?”

“Nah, just see that he gets this brochure, will you?”

“Like my life depends on it, Mr. Jorgensen.”

Don wonders what the hell does she means by that? I’m not going to hurt her. She’s a smart ass. He wishes at least two people could witness he’s here because he isn’t sure he can trust this dizzy blond.

Going out the door, he waves. “See ya, darlin’.”

**********

Driving back to Kingston , Don speculates about who will find Claymore. He’s counting on that nosy widow that lives across the street. Claymore had complained about her checking up on him everyday. Always bringing him stuff like collard greens and cornbread. Stupid woman, she doesn’t have a chance in hell of ever making Claymore forget Denise. Then he remembers that Claymore isn’t here to forget anything today. I’ll bet he’s sitting on a cloud with Denise right now and she’s nagging him like always, and he’s loving it. Yes sir, Claymore, I sure did you a big favor, buddy. Ha ha. He has an uneasy feeling that Claymore is hearing his thoughts, maybe even up there somewhere watching him. His laughing stops abruptly. He wants to think about something else for a few minutes, but he can’t.

**********

Don counts on his cigarette to calm him as goes in the door of DON & CLAYMORE’S WELDING SUPPLY. He’s got to act surprised when he first hears of Claymore’s suicide.

“‘lo Marge.”

Marge picks up her coffee mug and brushes away the donut crumbs scattered on the Knoxville News-Sentinel. Many times she had explained that she brings in yesterday’s paper. That’s cheaper than buying at the newsstand on the way to work. She resists reading her paper at night on her own time. Of course that means the news is a day old, but she figures that if she’s always one day behind, she wouldn’t know the difference.

A middle-aged woman of generous proportions, Marge is more generous in the middle than on either end. She settles in her secretary’s chair like a giant pear and the tormented chair is almost lost in the overall scene of things. She has a sun-toughened face, but it must be in her genes for she is seldom exposed to the sun. Her hair is wound up into a fuzzy roll that sits on top of her head like it’s not really connected to her, as though she could lift it off and park it on a shelf if she’s a mind to.

“Trip Okay?” Marge asks.

“Yeah, any messages?” Dang, it’s obvious that no one has found Claymore yet.

“Yeah, here’s two.” She holds them up by her shoulder for Don to come get them.

He wonders what happened to the days when Marge put the messages on his desk. He goes in his office, drops his briefcase on a stack of old catalogs lying in a chair. The messages go on top of six other messages he’d ignored a few days earlier before he’d gone to Nashville . After lighting a cigarette he returns to the main room for a cup of coffee. It’s paper cups now. His mug got so cruddy that Marge must’ve thrown it away. She wouldn’t admit it, but he’s sure that’s what happened to it. Her days are numbered around here, that’s for sure. Claymore isn’t here to defend her now.

Marge said, “Don, I’m going to have to have a raise. Ever since Denise died I’ve had to do all of Claymore’s bookwork. I don’t think he’s ever going to come out of his blue funk.”

Ah ha, Don thinks. A perfect opening to prove that he’s innocent of any shenanigans. “Where is Claymore?”

“Don’t know. He doesn’t come in but every now and then. What about my raise?”

“Everything is tight right now, Marge. We’ll talk about it later, Okay?” He figures that Marge’ll never leave, she has it too good. She’s as much a part of this business as that chair her butt’s draped over. Anyway, she can’t leave, she’s the only one that knows shit from Shinenola about our books. I hate her.

“You’re working the hell out of me, Don.” She looks at Don over the top of her glasses as she takes a sip of her coffee.

“I know darlin’, but just hang in there. I’m working on a deal to bring in some big buc… I mean, I think I’m about to land a big contract. If I do, you’ll get your raise.” He’d better shut up, he might say more than he intends to. He can tell by the way she’s shaking that donut at him that she will say something as soon as she swallows, so he cuts her off by walking into his office real quick. He looks around. What a mess. Clutter everywhere. I’m going to straighten this up some day.

Don diddles his fingers on haphazardly strewn papers that covered his desk. What can he do to look like he’s busy? He could return some of those phone calls, but he knows that they’re just picky customer complaints and he isn’t in the mood for that right now. Where in hell is that widow woman? If she doesn’t find Claymore pretty soon, he might spoil on us.

The afternoon drags like flat beer. Time passes a little faster when Don studies about how he is going to spend the insurance money. He and Claymore had bought the policy ten years earlier when business was brisk. If one of them dies, the surviving partner will be sole owner and get $700,000 insurance to buy out the deceased’s beneficiaries. With Denise dead, Don figures that there won’t be anyone to pay off so he’ll have it all. Business is so slow now that it isn’t worth much, but he’ll sell it for as much as he can and retire. He’ll travel some, live a little, and move to someplace with more action, like Vegas maybe, or Knoxville . Yeah man, get away from this rat race.

He thinks about the source of his good fortune. He goes over all the reasons why Claymore is better off now and how it is best for him and everybody concerned. Then he remembers Claymore’s face with the rope around his neck and those bulging eyes. He tries to think about something else because this leaves a hurt inside that he can’t explain. It defies logic.

He thinks about how he’ll be so nice to Marge when he fires her. He’ll sing praises to high heaven for her work at dear old DON & CLAYMORE’S WELDING SUPPLY. Then he’ll pop a cork and celebrate when she waddles out the door for the last time.

A little before five o’clock , he hears Marge go into the rest room. This means that she will be leaving in a few minutes. One good thing, he thinks, when she’s fired; they won’t have to replace the toilet seat anymore. He thinks about asking her to check on Claymore on her way home, but decides that might make her suspicious. How can he get that widow woman to check on Claymore? It occurs to him that maybe she has already checked on him and assumed that he isn’t home. I’ll bet she isn’t very bright.

Marge looks in. “I’m going, Don. Have you thought anymore about my raise?”

Don is exasperated. How can she think about her raise while Claymore is over there swinging at the end of a rope? “Sorry Marge, but I’ve had more important, er, I mean some very important things on my mind this afternoon.”

“Yeah, well, maybe you can think about it while you’re eating supper.”

“Right, maybe.”

Marge asks, “Claymore hasn’t been in since yesterday morning. Have you talked to him?”

“No Marge, why don’t you stop by there on your way home and see if he’s Okay.”

“I’m hungry now. I might do that in the morning. What do you reckon he does over there all the time? I don’t think he ever goes anywhere.”

Don wants to say that he guesses Claymore is just hanging around the house, but instead he says, “He’s just mooning over Denise. Depression I guess you’d call it.”

“Yeah I reckon. See ya, Don.”

“See ya, Marge.”

**********

Don opens his front door. The lock broke two years ago. That’s also exactly how long he has intended to call a locksmith. A lesser man would retreat when assaulted with the stench of stale tobacco air in the living room, but Don is immune to it. He throws his briefcase and jacket on top of two years worth of Playboy and Sports Afield that completely cover the seat of a lounge chair. He winds his way down the hall between stacks of newspapers, bags of dirty clothes, and a disassembled VCR that he took apart last year and he didn’t have a clue about what was wrong with it. In the kitchen he opens the fridge door and leans back when a pungent odor lands a solid punch to his nose. Whew! Something died in there. That’s worse than a camel’s fart. He holds his breath, grabs his last two beers, and slams the door on the uncouth camel. He curses because he forgot to bring home more beer.

A heavy glass ashtray, twelve-inches across, dominates the table beside his easy chair. He treasures this ashtray that he had found in Pigeon Forge. He only has to empty it every other week and this isn’t the week. The base of the lamp is a faded figurine of a nude woman and her face is mostly hidden behind a cocked dirty shade. Surrounding the ashtray and lying in a fuzzy carpet of dust is a greasy TV remote, a flattened cigarette pack, a lighter, a can of lighter fluid, and a few peanuts. Lying in the floor is an assortment of beer cans, potato chip bags, paperback books, and such.

The cushions of his easy chair are sunk in to precisely match the shape of his body and over time a dingy shadow has been ground into the upholstery of the depressions. At a quick glance the sharpness of this image creates the illusion that an invisible person is sitting in the chair. Don plops down into the matching mold. It took a long time to whip this chair into shape and he wouldn’t trade if for an all night frolic with Madonna. He lights a cigarette and inhales deeply. A sharp stab at the TV remote forces a picture to slowly emerge on his 1982 Motorola. Who can say whether it‘s the picture tube’s age or the scum of cigarette smoke on its screen that make the picture so fuzzy. Among books and other clutter on top of the TV is a smoke coated 5x8 picture of Elaine the Pain. This is the only picture of an ex that he allows in the house. It’s sort of a sexual thing. She was a bitch, but she fucked like a El Paso whore. He had to give her that.

Don was disappointed that he’d missed the highlights of last night’s football game. The evening news didn’t interest him and his mind wandered. Daylight is fading and in the darkened room, color is draining from Don’s world. The garbled voice of Tom Brokaw is describing some far away catastrophe. Flickering glow from the TV reflects on a soulful face that is blurred behind a vale of cigarette smoke. “Claymore, if you knocked on my door right now, and I could see that you’re all right, I’d hug your damn neck. To hell with the business, to hell with the money, and to hell with Denise.” Tears well up in his eyes. “Damn you Don. Damn you, damn you, damn you. You strung up the best friend you ever had.” His shoulders shake and tears roll down anguished cheeks. His voice is elevated and crackles, “I’m going to miss you old buddy.” He pulls at a corner of his handkerchief and it streams from his pocket like a battle-worn surrender flag, only surrender flags are whiter. He wads it up, blots his eyes, and blows his nose with a loud honk.

**********

Marge is eating her first donut when Don arrives. “My god, Don. You look like something the cats drug in. You feel all right?”

“Yeah, I’m fine. I’m just not sleeping too good lately.” Don leaves his briefcase in his office and returns for his breakfast, a donut and a cup of coffee. One thing Marge is good for is bringing in fresh donuts and making strong coffee. When he looks back, Marge is absorbed in her newspaper. He studies her like an engineer surveying a railway trestle.

After a minute Marge says, “Listen to this, Don. Here’s a guy who killed his own brother in a squabble over who would get their dead daddy’s car. Can you beat that?”

Don’s chest sags and he thinks, yeah, he could beat that. He wants to change the subject, “Did you check on Claymore this morning?”

“He didn’t come to the door. I guess he was sleeping so I didn’t try much.”

Don nods and goes into his office. This is worrisome. He doesn’t think he can muster the courage to go over and find Claymore himself. He slumps in his chair and feels so tired it’s an effort to light his cigarette. Maybe he can think of a reason to send Marge back over there.

 

At eleven o’clock Don is pacing the floor when Marge shrieks. He shudders like she had poured ice water down his back. Finally, somebody’s found him. In the front office two policemen are talking to Marge. She’s standing. It’s a big event when Marge stands.

Don recognizes Steve Morris, the Chief of Police. “What’s up, Steve?”

“Hello Mr. Jorgensen. I’m afraid I have some bad news. It looks like your partner, Mr. Harford, has taken his life.”

“What! Claymore has han…uh, committed suicide?” Questions race through Don’s mind. What does he mean by it looks like? Did I overlook something? Are they on to me?

Morris continues, “Yes sir. Mrs. Wilson, the lady across the street, looked in Mr. Harford’s living room window. She could barely see Mr. Harford hanging in the hallway.”

“Hanging, huh? Well I’ll be damned.”

“Me too, sir. Looks like he’s been there awhile. When was the last time you saw Mr. Hartford?”

“I haven’t seen him since before I left for Nashville about four days ago. Have you seen him, Marge?”

Marge shakes her head and mumbles between sniffles, “No.”

Morris says, “Well, the autopsy will tell us when he did it.”

“Autopsy! You’ve got to have an autopsy for suicide?”

“Routine in suicide and murder, Mr. Jorgensen.”

The word murder causes Don to flinch. His eyes widen and he stammers, “What… what do you mean murder?” He was doing Claymore a favor, you can’t call that murder. Well, not in the ordinary sense, anyway.

“Oh, I don’t think it is murder, Mr. Jorgensen, but it is an unnatural death.”

Don is puzzled; Steve doesn’t think its murder? He knows something and he won’t say what it is.

Morris asks, “Do you know his next of kin? We’ll have to get in touch with them.”

“He was an orphan and he’s a widower. The people that adopted him are dead and I don’t think he has any next of kin.”

“That’s too bad. Maybe you could make the funeral arrangements for him.”

“Bury Claymore? Oh! Yeah, well I reckon.” Don’s perfect plan didn’t cover funeral arrangements. Maybe Marge’ll do it. Women know more about such stuff. He hopes Claymore has the cash to pay for it.

Morris asks a few more routine questions and finishes with, “Well, I’ll be getting back with you.”

Don said, “No need. I won’t know anymore later than I know now.” As Morris and his right hand man go out the door, Don thinks, you’ve got a tough nut here, buddy. If you think I’ll fold like a pansy, you’ve got another think coming. I don’t care what evidence you’ve got, I won’t talk in a million years. Hmm, I wonder what he knows?

Marge wails, “Lordy, Claymore was such a saintly man.”

**********

Don is surprised at the turnout for Claymore’s graveside service. Brother Reams finds a lot of nice things to say. This in spite of the fact that Don didn’t think Reams had ever met the dear departed before today, and for that matter they didn’t exactly shake hands today. Don is wearing his best suit, the one he wore at his mother’s funeral twelve years ago. A little tight here and there, but by sucking in his gut he could button his jacket and that would hide the fact that he couldn’t completely zip his fly.

Marge is draped in about forty yards of black cloth and bawling like a heifer. Widow Wilson asked for and was granted permission to sit on the front row with Don and Marge. She also carries on right smart during the service. Don squirms like a salted snail. Get with it, Reams, I’m lying if I ain’t dying for a cigarette.

A somber patchwork of neighbors and business acquaintances stand behind the VIP grievers. Of course this includes the WELDING SUPPLY’s two stockmen, Harley Smith and Dennis Clowers. Don doesn’t recognize them at first because they are wearing suits. Mayor James and three councilmen stand proudly like a polished package of…whatever. They attend all prominent citizen’s funerals and most especially suicides. These esteemed gentlemen shook the hand of every person there before the service, and then again after the service. Nor did they forget to shake the callused hands of Charlie Haygood and Otis Thurdston, who are waiting in their coveralls to shovel dirt on top of Claymore.

When the service is over latecomers lean close around widow Wilson. With waving hands and oval mouthed whispers, she dramatizes, “And I slooowly made my way through the shrubs and peeeeped through the window. Everything was neat. You know how Claymore, uh Mr. Hartford, was always so neat. But I just felt in my bones that something wasn’t right. You know how sometimes you just know something isn’t right. I could barely see into the hall. And, then I saw it—that poooor man’s feet were about two feet above the floor. Oh, I tell you. Shivers ran up and down my spine. I just knew that wasn’t right…”

Don stood back a ways puffing on a cigarette. He watched the widow Wilson hands waving in the breeze. He reckoned her carrying on was like a cow wearing a cowbell. At first the bell’s clang, clang is sharp and clear, but after a while you don’t even hear it ringing.

Two of Claymore’s neighbors stand in the fringes to discuss UT’s win in last Saturday’s football game. They speculate that the VOLS will stomp on Arkansas this Saturday. Don’s cigarette droops when he sees that Chief of Police Morris, his right hand man, and a stranger are watching from the gravel road that meanders through the cemetery.

**********

The day after the funeral, Marge unlocks the door to the welding supply business. Laying down yesterday’s Knoxville News-Sentinel and a box of Krispy Kremes, she goes to the coffee station to start a fresh pot. While waiting for coffee to perk, she removes the sign from the inside of the front door. Hand printed in large red letters, it said, Closed due to untimely death of Mr. Claymore Hartford. She folds it twice to force it into her wastebasket.

Marge is into Section B of the News-Sentinel and on her second donut when Don walks in. She looks at Don over the top of her glasses, “‘lo Don. Nice funeral, huh?”

“Yeah it was, Marge.” He drops his briefcase in his office, pauses over an ashtray long enough to light a fresh cigarette from the one he’s nearly finished, then goes for his usual breakfast, a donut and a cup of coffee.

Marge waits for Don to turn around, “Now that Claymore’s gone, I need that raise more than ever, Don.”

“Damn it, Marge, I don’t know what’s going to happen now. I may have to close this place.” He escapes to his office, leaving Marge with mouth open and eyes as big as the donut she’s about to bite into.

 

At ten-twenty, Marge yells, “A Mr. Judd is on the line.”

“Hello, Don Jorgensen here.”

“Mr. Jorgensen, I’m Fennel Judd, adjuster for American Business Insurance out of Knoxville . We have received your call concerning Mr. Harford’s death. I’m sorry for your loss.”

“Yes, yes, Mr., er, Jude?”

“Judd, sir. I would like to make an appointment to come see you as soon as convenient.”

“Anytime, anytime at all, Mr. Judd. Will you ahhh, well you understand, I don’t want to be mercenary at a time like this, but ahh, will you be bringing the check with you?”

“No Mr. Jorgensen, we have to follow a procedure, but I assure you it’s not involved. One thing we must have is a copy of Mr. Harford’s death certificate.”

“Oh, I can have that by this afternoon.”

“Fine, I can be there by three. Will that be convenient?”

“Absolutely. Do you know how to find my place?”

“Yes, I’m familiar with Kingston . Bye, Mr. Jorgensen.”

Don snuffs out his cigarette and tells Marge as he walks out the door, “I’ll be back shortly.”

 

Driving to the coroner’s office Don sings to himself, “You’re a fine feller, Claymore. You’re going to solve all my problems, ha, ha. Hot damn!”

He is frustrated to find that the coroner has not released the death certificate because he hasn’t written the autopsy report. A girl at the counter assures him that it will be finished soon. As he leaves the office, Don decides that he’ll let Finell Judd come on as planned. Maybe he can impress upon him that the sooner, the better.

**********

Finell Judd walks in promptly at three. He is about twenty-five years old, erect, wearing a business suit and tie, and is movie star neat. The crease in his trousers could cause paper cuts and the reflection in his shoes look like tiny lights. Don had been listening for the door to open so he came out to meet Judd before Marge had a chance to say anything.

“Come in, Mr. Judd. Come in my office.” Don kicks a box of welding rods over enough to shut the door. He doesn’t figure this will be a conversation for Marge’s big ears. He lifts a stack of catalogs out of a chair and dumps them on top of another stack of catalogs in another chair. Several catalogs open up as they avalanche to the floor. “Have a seat, Mr. Judd.”

Judd is pleasant but looks around him with a curious expression, maybe looking for a decent place to lay his new looking briefcase. He sits with care and the contrast of his presence sparkles against the drab background.

Don notices that Judd looks puzzled about something, but that isn’t his concern. After years of selling welding supplies, he considers himself a connoisseur extraordinaire when it comes to sizing up people. He sums up this Mr. Judd in the time it takes to flick a cigarette. A young smart ass, fresh out of college, shines like a new penny, but can’t grab his butt with both hands. No matter, he’ll deal with him. “That damn coroner hasn’t released the death certificate yet. They told me it’ll be ready soon.”

“That’s all right, Mr. Jorgensen, you can mail it to me.” Judd opens his briefcase in his lap. A photo of its contents would make a nice ad for briefcases, the kind you see in slick office magazines. He retrieves an engraved business card from a side pocket and hands it to Don.

“I’ll send it by priority mail.”

“Regular mail will be fine, Mr. Jorgensen. You see our investigation may take a week or so anyway.”

Don stiffens. “What investigation?”

“Well sir, of course you understand that Mr. Harford didn’t die of natural causes.”

“I didn’t have a thing to do with his death.”

“Oh, I didn’t think you did, Mr. Jorgensen. It’s just routine, when a person dies of unnatural causes, we must investigate all the circumstances.”

“Well I’m sure you won’t find anything.” Don lights a fresh cigarette and inhales deeply.

“I don’t expect to Mr. Jorgensen.” Judd pulls out a legal pad, closes his briefcase and uses the lid as a desk. He enters the case number, date, time, DON & CLAYMORE’S WELDING SUPPLY, and Don’s full name.

Don scowls.

“Now, Mr. Jorgensen, how long were you and Mr. Harford partners?”

“Thirty-four years come March.”

Don answers several more questions about the number of employees, and so on. At every new question he impatiently flaps his elbows like a bird needing cool air under its wings.

“Now, Mr. Jorgensen, I must ask about your company’s finances. In general, do you consider your business to be prosperous?”

“Hell yes, we’re doing great. Well, of course you understand that competition is tough in this racket. Now days, shops can go to Home Depot and get stuff cheaper than we can buy it wholesale.”

“I see. Would you grant one of our Accountants permission to review your books?”

“What’s that got to do with insurance? I don’t understand the books myself. That was Claymore’s job.” Don thinks, this young whipper-snapper suspects there’s something shady going on here. I may have to trim his horns.

“It’s just that we have to cover all the bases. Do you have an accountant?”

“Marge helped Claymore take care of all our paper work.”

“Is Marge the lady sitting out front?”

“You got the picture, Mr. Judd. You can talk to her, we’re not hiding anything.” Ha, Don thinks. Marge’s books will stop them dead in their tracks. Even Claymore couldn’t figure out her stuff. He blows a victory smoke-ring toward the ceiling.

“Can you estimate how much outstanding debt that the partnership owes?”

Don puts his fists on his desk and leans forward. “What’s going on here? You think I had something to do with Claymore’s death, don’t you? Well, I’m innocent as a virgin in June.” He relaxes a bit and pushes his lower jaw out. “Claymore was depressed, that’s all. He couldn’t get over the death of Denise, his wife. He’s been brooding for months. Ask Marge, she’ll tell you.” For a green yuppie, Judd didn’t seem as impressed with Don’s outburst as he should have been. Maybe he’d dealt with forceful characters before.

Don and Judd gaze at each other for several seconds until Don diverts his attention to his desktop. He drums the fingers of both hands and his eyes dart from item to item as though he’s looking for his lighter or something.

Judd says, “Perhaps that will be enough for now. I’ll ask Marge a few questions since you have so kindly granted me permission.” He gets up and extends his hand to Don, but Don declines to shake it. “You’ve been most helpful, Mr. Jorgensen.” Judd carries his briefcase flat with the legal pad on top and leaves to talk to Marge. He shuts the door as he goes.

Don flings his cigarette toward the ashtray and it bounces out on some papers. He pounces on the butt with his left hand and slaps the papers with his right hand to make sure they aren’t ignited. He looks at the bent butt in his hand and plugs it back into sullen lips and starts searching for his lighter.

**********

For the next two days Don feels he is on an emotional tight wire holding a celebration in one hand and despair in the other. At any instant celebration could tip him into everlasting joy and happiness, or despair could prevail and plunge him into fire and brimstone. Several times he finds himself about to light a fresh cigarette while the last one still dangles from his lip. Will joy and happiness ever be possible as long as he’s seeing Claymore’s awful face looking at him everywhere he turns? He sees him in the mirror when he shaves, his image rises out of his cereal bowl at supper time, and he’s even seen him in the toilet bowl when he pees.

Don is desperate to talk to someone. Why, he doesn’t know. Is it a selfish need to share his secret burden with another person, or some ghoulish need to boast of his cleverness? Whatever the reason, there is no one to confide in. Claymore was the only person he could ever talk to. Well anyway, he could before Claymore went berserk after Denise died. They never agreed on anything, but Claymore was always there to listen to him. Good old Claymore, that dumb knocker.

Don dreads the nights. They seem to last forever. Sleep is just something he did BC, Before Claymore. One night he has the impulse to go outside and run down the middle of the street yelling, “Look at me! I did it! I’m guilty! It was me!” Maybe he can pick a time when no one will hear him. Get a grip, Don. You don’t have the wind to get to the end of the driveway, much less run and yell at the same time. He sits on the side of the bed and muses, life is so damn unfair.

**********

Marge yells to Don, “Judd on the phone.”

Don’s chest collapses as if pricked by a pin. He gives the phone a mean look before picking up the receiver saying with a sigh, “Yeah, Judd.”

“You did it, didn’t you Mr. Jorgensen?”

Don’s jaw drops. While trying to catch his cigarette, he bats it to one side and it falls to what could be called a carpet, archeologically speaking. Don whispers, “Did it?”

There is a blood freezing delay before Judd continues, “You did tell me that you’d mail Mr. Hartford’s death certificate, didn’t you?”

Don takes in a deep breath and his quivering lips drift toward a silly grin. “Oh, I forgot, but I’ll check on what’s holding it up, Mr. Judd.” He stretches his leg and stomps on the smoldering cigarette. There is no damage to the carpet; it is just one more burn spot to match all the others.

“I think a picture of what happened is taking shape, Mr. Jorgensen.”

“Picture?”

“Yes sir, I just need to fill in a few gaps. According to the autopsy report…”

“How’d you get the autopsy report?”

“Oh, I’ve been working with Chief Morris.”

Don is barely audible, “Morris?”

“Yes sir. It seems that Mr. Hartford died on the night of November 10th. Where were you on that night, Mr. Jorgensen?”

“You’re trying to pin this on me, aren’t you? I’m innocent. You just want to weasel out of paying the insurance.” Don summons an alert call to all cogs. He can’t blurt out something stupid now. This jerk doesn’t know anything; he’s just fishing.

“Not at all, Mr. Jorgensen, just routine, we have to ask these questions.”

“If you must know. I had a meeting with Floyd Butler at Sutter’s Forge in Nashville , and I spent the night at the Bluebird Motel, and I didn’t call Claymore and ask him if he’d please hang himself.”

“Please Mr. Jorgensen; I’m not saying you did. Now, do you remember other stops that you made on that evening?”

“I had a couple of beers at Charlie’s Bar. That’s on Franklin Pike. Be sure and tell Charlie you think I murdered my best buddy. That’ll get me in solid with Charlie and the boys.”

“Did you make any stops the next morning?”

“I stopped for a few minutes at Sutter’s Forge before I left for Kingston .”

“Anywhere else?”

“Damn, you want to know when I went to the bathroom, don’t you? I had breakfast at Naoma’s House of Pancakes. I eat there every time I go to Nashville . You can ask a waitress there, it’s Rose, or something or other. I forget what her name is. I just call her Darlin’.”

“Just one more question. You drive a company car don’t you?”

“Yes.”

“Will you let me go over your mileage book?”

“I haven’t entered anything in that in five years. I’m not even sure where it is. All car expenses are paid with a credit card and that’s all the records we keep. Can I go now? I’m a busy man you know?”

“Yes, thank you Mr. Jorgensen, you’ve been most helpful. I’m sure we’ll have the full picture soon. We’re working very hard on this case.”

“We? Who are we?”

“Chief Morris and myself. Have a good day, Mr. Jorgensen.”

Don hangs up and cups his head in his hands. Smoke curls up from the cigarette stuck to his lip. It’s a good thing I bought extra gas with cash, he won’t learn a thing by checking credit card receipts. But he knows something. Strange that he got the autopsy report but not the death certificate. I wonder where I slipped up? It won’t be long now, I guess.

**********

The next morning as Don enters DON & CLAYMORE’S WELDING SUPPLY, Marge looks at him with a curious expression. “Chief Morris just left.” She holds some legal looking papers. “They had this warrant to search Claymore’s office. They went through it with a fine tooth comb and took a box full of papers and stuff. He said for you to come to the police station.”

Don’s chest falls. Oooh me, they’ve figured it out. It’ll be a relief to have it over with. He notices that Marge is staring at him with dumb written all over her face. “Yeah, thanks Marge. It’ll be nothing, I’m sure.” He gets a cup of coffee, but skips the donut this time. At his desk he holds his mug with both hands to suppress nervous fidgeting and thinks about whether he’ll go with denial, or blab his heart out.

 

Morris’ office is on the second floor and Don has to stop on the landing to get his breath. He sees Morris talking to someone dressed in a suit. No doubt a detective or the DA. Don flinches when he speculates they are on to something concerning Claymore’s death.

Morris turns around. “Hello, Mr. Jorgensen.” He excuses himself from the man in the suit. “We’re through with the papers from Mr. Hartford’s office. We didn’t find any suicide notes and just as you said, we haven’t found any relatives of Mr. Harford. If you think that you have any claim to his house or personal possessions you should contact your attorney.”

“Well, uh, I wasn’t even thinking about that.” This thought kicks Don’s gears into overdrive. Wow, Claymore’s house’ll bring plenty—his car is better’n mine, too.

“I advise you to talk to your attorney. He’ll help you, I’m sure.”

“What happens to his property if I, uh, nobody claims it?” Pucker your ass, Don. It won’t do to grin here.

“I guess the state will get it, but the judge will decide that. If you’ll sign for his papers, you can take them with you. I’m snowed under this morning so excuse me, I have to get busy. Shirley’ll give you the box of papers.”

“Yeah, yeah, sure. See you, Steve. Uh, have a good day, old buddy.”

Don scribbles his name on a slip of paper, hands it to Shirley and picks up the box. On the landing, he tries to suppress celebration but fails and a big grin spreads from A-to-Gizzard. Home free, Steve doesn’t suspect me of a thing.

Driving back to the office, Don talks aloud, “Claymore. I love you, Buddy. By damn, you can count on me, old pal. I’ll die before I let the state take one penny of our property. Ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha… Ha, ha, ha…” Laughter is easy to start, but hard to stop.

**********

For two days Don’s mood swings from glee to doom with the frequency of a cuckoo clock’s pendulum. What’s going on, he wonders? If they are going to arrest me, arrest me. If they’re not, then tell me. What’ll I do with all that money? Will it go easier on me if I go to Steve and bare my soul? Should I tell my attorney? Oh buddy, the first thing I’m going do is buy one of them Lexus cars. Claymore was well liked. Will everybody in Kingston spit in my face when they find out I done it? I can’t wait to see Judd’s face when he has to hand me that check. Ha, ha.

Don stops at the foot of the stairs going to his bedroom. They seem more like climbing a mountain every night. Upstairs, he takes off his shirt and pants and throws them over the back of a chair. This reduces him to his usual nighttime attire of socks, T-shirt, and baggy jocks. He articulates his way down a path strewn with magazines, dirty clothes, and beer cans. The path ends at a rumpled bed where clean sheets are an ancient memory. Sitting on the side of the bed he pinches the gummy toes of his socks, pulls them off, and flings them. He leans back against two pillows and blows smoke rings.

Exhaustion overtakes him after three cigarettes. He lays flat on his back and succumbs to fitful sleep.

 

“Donnn.”

Don’s arms shadowbox in slow motion and his lips move as if talking.

“D-o-n-n-n-n.”

Don bolts upright in his bed. In the darkness he can see Claymore’s gaunt frame floating about two feet above the floor. “Claymore! Is that you? Say something, Claymore. Oh God, I’m so sorry Claymore.” His eyes focus better and he can see that Claymore is only an old bathrobe that is hanging on the front edge of the door. It was just a dream. Don twirls face down and collapses into uncontrollable sobs. There’ll be no more sleep for Don this night, only guilt, regrets—and cigarettes, of course.

 

Just as there was no sleep at night, there is no elation in Kingston come morning. Don knows now what he’ll have to do. He can’t live with guilt, that unseen force that mercilessly grinds a man into powder. His perfect plan never anticipated guilt, remorse, embarrassment, humiliation, nausea, paranoia, and a few other things that he can’t put his finger on right now. Confession is the only possible relief in sight. He must go to Steve Morris and hold out his wrists for the cuffs. Throw his worthless soul on the mercy of the people.

 

Driving to town, it occurs to Don that he’s being hasty. Steve doesn’t suspect anything. Maybe Judd is bluffing. What if no one ever suspects his guilt? No, forget it; He still can’t live with the guilt. He’ll never have a moment’s peace. This is the only way. You’re a sad sack, Donald Jorgensen. Furious puffing fills the car with smoke.

The police building and courthouse are adjacent and use the same parking lot. The lot is almost full. He didn’t know that this is court day. Occupying one of the last spaces, he turns off the ignition. He gets out and stands beside his car, about three heartbeats from the police building. He needs a few more puffs to bolster his courage.

A commotion occurs on the steps of the police building. A rifle-toting policeman is escorting two men in bright yellow coveralls. No doubt the men are going to the courthouse for trial. Both men are negotiating the steps with care because their ankles are shackled with chains. Their wrists are shackled also. The older prisoner is spindly with a question mark posture. He has a leather complexion, bushy eyebrows, and a menacing face. Don can almost see tattoos through his coveralls. The young rotund prisoner has steel-girder arms and a whale-sized belly sitting on pylons for legs. He will snap those chains just by flexing his muscles if his trial doesn’t go to suit him.

 

God a’mighty! Don wants to remain strong, but his courage melts away like ice in boiling water. He’ll have to live with guys like that? And wear yellow coveralls and leg chains everywhere? He’d always be begging for cigarettes¾and there’d be no beer? He slumps back against his car. A shudder shakes his shoulders and his whole body feels cold except for his rear that is soaking up heat from the warm engine. His cigarette falls from his lower lip and tumbles down his pants to the pavement. When the full impact of the real world converges on Don’s brain, he scrambles into his car with agility that he didn’t know he possessed. He starts his car and drives out of the parking lot. Shaky fingers squeeze a cigarette pack out of his shirt pocket. Three cigarettes spill to his lap before he captures one. He jabs it in his mouth and sucks on it, forgetting for the moment that cigarettes don’t come pre-lit.

While waiting at a stoplight his lips mouth, “Daytime nightmares are as bad as nighttime nightmares.” A melancholy tidal wave rolls over him. “I’ll never confess, not ever. Claymore, we were partners in life, partners in death, and now it looks like we’re partners forever.” The sound of a horn from an impatient driver penetrates his consciousness like a poke in the ribs. His light was green. Tires squeal as Don jackrabbits across the intersection. Just as quickly, his speed levels off at 20 mph. He mustn’t attract attention to himself.

Tires squeal again as he abruptly wheels into the Rocky Top Mini-Mart. It’s a sight the amount of beer and cigarettes murder miseries can consume. He'd better stock up for the long haul.

 

Don gasps as he turns the corner leading to his home¾a police car is parked in his driveway. A plain car is parked at the curb. He pulls in behind the police car and looks forlornly for a time at Police Chief Steve Morris and a policeman standing on the porch. They have just knocked on the front door and since the lock and latch were inoperable it swung open as if they had commanded “Open Sesame.”

Finell Judd is standing beside the police car. Don gets out of his car and ignores Judd as he walks past him and asks, hesitatingly, “What’s up Steve?”

Steve hands him a folded paper. “We have a warrant to search your home, Mr. Jorgensen.”

“What for? I’m innocent of everything.”

“We just have to be thorough, sir.”

“Well, uh, okay. Well, all right. You just make sure you guys don’t mess up anything in there, you hear.”

As Don starts to follow them in the house he glances back to see Judd looking in the passenger’s window of his car. He wheels around and bounds down the steps. His belly jostles up and down like a mound of Jello. “Hey you, Judd! Stay away from my car, that’s none of your damn business.”

“I was just looking in the window, Mr. Jorgensen, but the search warrant includes your car, too. I’ll wait for Chief Morris to search it.”

Don stands beside the hood on the driver’s side. “You won’t find anything; you’ll just mess up all my stuff.” After a minute his shoulders sag, “Ah go ahead and search it, Judd. You won’t find anything. I’m pure as the driven snow. When are you going to get off my back?” His hand shakes as he lights a cigarette while Judd thumbs through the papers in the passenger seat.

Apparently Judd finds nothing of interest in the seat and using his pencil he sorts through the assorted objects in the floor. There’s crumpled cigarette packs, candy wrappers, cough drop boxes, beer cans, potato chip sacks, and then¾God-knows-what-else.

Don watches intently as Judd backs out of the car, pulls a plastic bag from his pocket and spreads it out on the hood.

Judd returns to the assorted trash in the car and picks up one corner of a wadded strip of paper. He lays it on top of the plastic bag and meticulously presses on several points with his pencil until it is flat enough to read. Without raising his head, he rolls his eyes up to look at Don.

Don’s lips squirm rubber-like, but utter no sound.

Judd eyes roll back down and he reads aloud, “Lowe’s, store number five-two-one, Nashville, Tennessee, Hmm, November 9, 2001, Hemp rope, Type B, one-half inch, nineteen feet, six dollars and eighteen cents.” He stops and again rolls his eyes up. He frowns at Don.

Don swallows hard and his lips part slightly. Cigarette smoke curls upward in front of hangdog eyes.

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